True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

When you are sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey.

When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused — I will use little words.

When you are sick — Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

Friendship is like peeing your pants– everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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