Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
When you are sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey.
When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused — I will use little words.
When you are sick — Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
Friendship is like peeing your pants– everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.