Ok, so we’ve been watching Big Bang Theory for quite awhile. We DVR the show and usually fast forward through commercials. Tonight, as the show ended, a lot text appeared on the screen and for some reason I caught the word “penis” in the middle of the screen. To be sure my eyes were playing tricks on me! So we rewinded and hit pause… sure enough, I read this line: “Forty years ago I measured my penis with a wood ruler. The irony was lost on me”.
Here’s the entire screen…
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #286
In public bathrooms I will sometimes use the “children’s urinal” in order to feel like a giant.
If no one’s around, I’m likely to sing along with Aretha Franklin’s version of “You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman, but not the Carole King version.
I’ve never understood why anyone would bother making a porn movie that lasts longer than ten minutes.
I often pretend that the person standing next to me in an elevator is an unwitting carrier of a deadly airborne disease unleashed by terrorists who hate our freedom. This, of course, forces me to hold my breath until the doors open.
Forty years ago I measured my penis with a wood ruler. The irony was lost on me.
Sometimes sex just seems like a lot of work.
There are mornings when, for no perceivable reason, I turn into a teenage girl and repeatedly change my outfit.
I floss so that my dentist will be proud of me.
Even when asked, I have never been able to “talk dirty” to a woman without feeling like a complete idiot.
My one attempt at manscaping ended in bloodshed.
So, now I’m intrigued… I started to wonder if good ‘ole Chuck does this after every episode. I looked online and found that these messages are called vanity cards. They aired after Big Bang, Two & a Half Men, and Dharma & Greg. Obviously, I’d never noticed it before. All of Chuck’s vanity cards (included those that were censored can be found on his website). I spent the next 30 minutes reading through these cards and found them to be very entertaining. Thanks Chuck, I’ll pay more attention from now on!